Men, you don't hate women. You hate the fact that you NEED women. Yea I said it, without us you would die. For all the guys out there that say they hate women, I challenge you now to follow up with this. Seriously, imagine for 5 seconds that for the next 3 months you swear off women. Don't flirt with any girls, no more trying to lasso one at the bar and take her home, nothing. You and your right hand are about to get real friendly. For as much as you bitch about us, you are really mad because you know that no matter what you do you're eventually going to seek out the company of a woman at some point in the near future. So you can have blue balls or you can have bitches: pick your poison.
The best part about this is guys get mad that they can't stay away from sex for that long, so eventually they cave and go looking for some action. What happens when they can't get any? This magical voodoo shit happens where suddenly all women are fucking whores. Guys let me ask you something, if there are a ton of sluts running around, why is it that none of you can get laid? Oh that's right, it's because even though most of you are in the 4-7 range for some unknown reason you think you can get 8 or above. Never going to happen unless that hottie at the bar becomes so drunk that even you become attractive. And if that happens then oh look she's a whore. And yea, to be a slut you really do just have to stand there. But even then sluts won't go home with a guy that reeks of desperation and asshole. So now you have hot girls that won't sleep with you, and even the slutty girls won't get with you. Congratulations you are officially undesirable. Go jerk off and cry about it.
The best part about this is guys get mad that they can't stay away from sex for that long, so eventually they cave and go looking for some action. What happens when they can't get any? This magical voodoo shit happens where suddenly all women are fucking whores. Guys let me ask you something, if there are a ton of sluts running around, why is it that none of you can get laid? Oh that's right, it's because even though most of you are in the 4-7 range for some unknown reason you think you can get 8 or above. Never going to happen unless that hottie at the bar becomes so drunk that even you become attractive. And if that happens then oh look she's a whore. And yea, to be a slut you really do just have to stand there. But even then sluts won't go home with a guy that reeks of desperation and asshole. So now you have hot girls that won't sleep with you, and even the slutty girls won't get with you. Congratulations you are officially undesirable. Go jerk off and cry about it.
You better hope guys don't get smart and swear off women. Women are familiar with men always chasing them. If men made this decision, you women would go nuts. Not that you aren't already nuts now, but just imagine the current state of the woman on top of getting no sex for 3 months.
ReplyDeleteGranted, we all want a real vagina vs. our "right hand." However, you give a guy lotion and a Tori Black video and that guy is set. He doesn't have to hear no women bullshit, work for it nor pay for it. Too many women say "they don't masturbate." First off, I call bullshit on that one. And secondly, don't you think that may be because men are always providing the set up for sex and you don't have to work for it? I'll let you ponder that one while I pull up a Tori Black video. Good day to you B Slata.