Do you want to set your girl off absolutely fuming with smoke coming out of her ears like you see in the cartoons? Well then, if you're in for a fight just direct the word crazy at her in any way, shape, or form and watch what she does. Trust me, not only will you not hear the end of it, but you will probably get to watch a hilarious flip out.
Let's say you decide to not sugar coat the word crazy at first and you just say something like, "You are an absolutely crazy bitch." That'll get her all jacked up. Her face will look like an apple and she'll come at you like a tiger getting let out of a cage in the middle of a crowded square. It won't be funny at the time, but when you look back on it, you'll laugh.
Next, we have the way women misinterpret the word crazy. Most of the time we don't flat out tell her she's crazy. Most of the time we just say that you're acting crazy. Obviously, being women you will take this shit the wrong way and automatically say that we called you crazy. There's a difference between being crazy and acting crazy. Like you're crazy if you stop taking your birth control without telling us. You're acting crazy if you throw a plate at my head in the kitchen. Learn the difference.
So ladies, why do you hate the word crazy? The word crazy is a fan favorite among the male population mainly because it's so easy to use as a cop out. When someone asks us why we don't talk to you anymore, we just say you're crazy. However, I don't think us calling you crazy is that big of a deal. If we use the good old C U Next Tuesday, then yes, that's a little much. But using the word crazy isn't really that big of a deal. Get over it. If you can't, then you're probably crazy.
No comments:
Post a Comment