You mistake a jar of gasoline for a jar of either water or alcohol and you decide to take a swig. You then realize it's gasoline and spit it out, getting it on your clothes. Then you decide that you're not gonna change your clothes because who wouldn't wanna smell like gasoline all day right? And finally, you light a cigarette and you light yourself on fire and die. Sounds like a real life version of the gasoline fight in Zoolander to me. Hey bro, gasoline is flammable, you might want to change your shirt next time. Although there clearly won't be a next time because you're kinda dead. But whatever, you still get a free t-shirt out of the ordeal. I like my burn victims extra crispy...Too soon?
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