There's A Difference Between Girls Who Respect Themselves, And Girls Who Think They Respect Themselves

 

What is one of the most frequently used lines by women? If you guessed, "I have respect for myself," than you my friend are correct. This is an annoying line that we all know is total bullshit. And it's total bullshit because the girls who really respect themselves don't ever say that line. There is a big difference between the girl who respects herself, and the girl who thinks she respects herself. 

The girl who actually respects herself will buy her own drinks, meet a guy at a bar, talk to him, and if she's interested when he asks for her number she'll give it to him. She is into a good conversation and when she dances she dances with her girl friends. What she also doesn't do is start making out with any guy at the bar at any time during her night out. She's not into looking like a whore in public. 

Now, the girl who thinks she has respect for herself is a whole different animal. At the bar she looks for the guy to buy her drinks. When she gets her drinks she doesn't want to really talk for awhile. She would rather go on the dance floor and grind all over your dick while she pretends to get slammed doggy style. Then she'll just make out with you all over the bar and then come home with you and not fuck you, but she will blow you. And this is the girl with respect for herself? And I just got certified to fly the space shuttle. 

There is a monumental difference between respecting yourself, and thinking you respect yourself. Like not having sex unless you're actually with someone is having respect for yourself. Blowing a guy and saying you wont have sex with him because you have respect for yourself is actually not the right way to go about things. You don't have respect for yourself, you just have a dick in your mouth.