Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Judging By Her Facebook She Probably Has...(Insert Whitty Line Here)

 
You can tell a lot about about a girl by her facebook pictures. So today I want to play a little game called: 

Judging By Her Facebook She Probably Has...

Passed out while giving a blowjob and cracked her head on a toilet bowl

Been taken full advantage of by a complete stranger and not remembered a thing

Had a series of blackouts coinciding with her not knowing the real father

Started a bar fight like a true lady

Woken up in between four guys and without knowing how she got there

Passed out face down in a birthday cake

Not made it past 1am on her 21st birthday

Partaken in every single "Fishbowl Friday" at her favorite bar

Definitely blown the bouncer to get in before she turned 21

Blown more guys most porn stars

Claimed to have respect for herself before getting drunk and passing out with no underwear on at a house party

and Finally...

Been Eiffel Towered by members of her college lacrosse team

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