You can tell a lot about about a girl by her facebook pictures. So today I want to play a little game called:
Judging By Her Facebook She Probably Has...
Passed out while giving a blowjob and cracked her head on a toilet bowl
Been taken full advantage of by a complete stranger and not remembered a thing
Had a series of blackouts coinciding with her not knowing the real father
Started a bar fight like a true lady
Woken up in between four guys and without knowing how she got there
Passed out face down in a birthday cake
Not made it past 1am on her 21st birthday
Partaken in every single "Fishbowl Friday" at her favorite bar
Definitely blown the bouncer to get in before she turned 21
Blown more guys most porn stars
Claimed to have respect for herself before getting drunk and passing out with no underwear on at a house party
and Finally...
Been Eiffel Towered by members of her college lacrosse team
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