The very first thing I need to know is what is in that refrigerator that is making her so happy? The second thing I need to know is what kind of mirrors are in her house that she thought to herself, "Damn, I look good." And the last thing I need to know is if that is a mustache that she has under her nose. I'm not exactly what you would call a fashion aficionado here but I'm pretty positive that the two piece bathing suit was not made for you. I will say this though, you are the exact replica of what John Kruk would look like dressed as a woman for Halloween. Very nicely done. Too bad it's only August and nobody wants to see you in anything other than a heavy winter coat. But I'll give you some credit, your lady humps are the perfect fit for hump day.
Sidenote: Look at the guy behind her. He's trying to hard to look away but he just can't keep himself from staring. Not only that but he also looks absolutely scarred for life. And for you ladies out there reading this if you don't know who John Kruk is, google image him and you'll know who I'm talking about.
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