Shit Got Real Awkward Real Fast With This News Reporter

Yeah bro, I'm sure you really thought canoodling meant chatting. Nice try though. This bitch didn't even give you that pity laugh that bitches usually give when they're trying to tell you no in a nice way. She just flat out came out and said you and her are never canoodling ever. Not even if there's a fire. Looks like you'll be spending another night with your right hand.