How You And That Girl Became "Friends"

Everyone tells me all the time how I'm so wrong that guys and girls can't be just friends because the guy only wants to fuck the girl. People want to tell me that it's not really like that. Okay, that may be true. But I am going to give you the five types of girls that guys are friends with. If you think about all your girl friends, they all definitely fall under one of these categories. What I mean by this is that all the girls you're friends with stem back to fucking that specific girl or one of her friends.

The girl who's friends with the girl you're trying to fuck: What's the best way to get a girl to be thinking about you when you're not around? Get close with her friends. You don't have any interest in her, but she's cool and she thinks your cool and would love for her friend to be banging you. Whether you win or lose the battle of banging her friend she is always there for you to either approve other girls you're trying to fuck or to put in the good word for girls she knows but you don't really know too well. No matter what the case may be, there is a still a motive that involves your dick in some girls vagina involved in this friendship.

The girl you hooked up with but it didn't work out: Everyone has that girl they hooked up with that never really worked out. Whether it was timing or just that you thought it was gonna be so much better, you both agreed that you're now better off being friends. You remain friends, but would still get down if you got drunk together alone somewhere. And there's still that sexual tension always lingering.

The best friend of the girl you were fucking: Remember that crazy ex girlfriend of yours? Her friends loved you and didn't forgive her for ending it. But her friends always kept in touch. Why? Because they wanted to fuck you too. You just haven't had the chance to do it yet. She's going to remain friends with you until that one night when she can pounce on you and take advantage of you.

The girl you never made the move on: There's always that girl you started talking to because you thought she was hot and you just turned into a little bitch and never made the move. After a while she put you in the friend zone and you were cool with it because she had other hot friends you could bang. She approves and disapproves of all your free agent transactions and you know one day you're gonna end up banging her.

The girl you know you're eventually gonna fuck: You two became friends in some sort of freakish way whether it was meeting at a party or meeting at something random. You two were definitely attracted to each other and you both liked each other's company and conversation. You give each other advice but you're both hoping you two can just cut the shit and eventually fuck one day. You will and this is the stuff fuck buddies are made out of. It's the best kind of girl friend you can have.