Let's get piss drunk, piss yourself, end up in the hospital, be a loud obnoxious asshole while in the hospital, then remove your own IV, sneak by the hospital staff and end up in the parking lot in nothing but your hospital gown. I have no idea how terrible that hospital staff is that he was able to sneak out, but they have to be pretty terrible. Also, how this guy is still alive blows my mind. His BAC was a .422 that's more than five times the legal limit, that's fucking absurd. Were you drinking fucking moonshine bro? Then he tells the cops he shouldn't be arrested because he's really a good guy he was just being an asshole on that given night. Not gonna work guy, no cop cares when you're naked and covered in your own piss hammered drunk. I guess just tell the judge you're sorry for partying, that might be your best bet. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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