You Don't Understand Because You Don't Have A Penis

I'm out at a bar last night and there just so happened to be a fantasy football draft there. These guys hired two absolutely smoking hot girls to literally stand there and put the names up on the board. My friend's girlfriend sitting next to me says, "I don't get guys. Why do you need these two girls to stand there and put names up on the board? I don't understand." My only response to this was simple, you don't understand because you don't have a penis.

Women don't understand the thing known as eye candy. It's just a concept that goes completely over their heads all the time. The best thing that a man has that a woman doesn't is his imagination. We love to imagine ourselves doing things that we know are completely unrealistic and unattainable. Like banging the smoking hot chick for instance. We know she's a ten and we're a five. But we take mental snap shots of her and then go home and picture ourselves destroying her. We also picture ourselves with a six pack and muscles because we would just rather picture it than go to the gym and work on getting it.

The problem for most women is that they don't see what we get out of just staring at other hot women. What we get out of it is we get to imagine having sex with something other than our hand or the girl we've been dating. Instead of cheating we just make up our own highlight real of this smoking hot ten sitting on our face and 69ing with us. Is this such a terrible crime?

It's the same reason why we ask you to put on a french maid outfit or a naughty nurse outfit for us. We need some variety in our lives. We need to use our imagination sometimes to do things that we don't normally do and make our fantasy come true. Sometimes we just need to take a break from reality and imagine things that aren't realistic such as Mila Kunis riding me like thoroughbred in the Kentucky Derby. You don't have a penis, so you don't understand.