A case of shoplifting gone wrong or just a case of an asshole being an asshole? I'm gonna take option B on this one. This dude had a bag of all this stolen shit in it and then he got greedy and decided to eat a hot pepper. A really hot pepper, which was so hot that he started coughing and throwing up all over the place outside. So the manager calls the cops on the guy who's throwing up all over his store and the cops find some more stolen shit and crack and heroine. NICE! This guy likes to party a little bit. Read the fucking signs in the store guy. Why would you eat a hot fucking pepper? How stupid are you? Don't answer that because we clearly know the answer already. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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