Ladies, We Know Why You're Putting Up Those Bikini Pics

Do you know what I get a kick out of? Girls on facebook. Do you know why I get a kick out of them? Because they're utterly ridiculous in almost every facet of life. The attention that many women crave on the social network front is so absurd I can't even begin to explain it. And they think we don't know why they do certain things but we do. And it all stems back to one word; attention.

Am I saying that I mind seeing the bikini pictures? Absolutely not, that's the first thing every guy searches for when a hot girl newly friends him on facebook. However, it's all about how you take the picture that makes you scream for attention. For instance, when a girl has massive cans she will usually have at least one picture that is taken strictly from cleavage up. Not neck up, but cleavage up just so everyone knows that yes, she has big tits.

I'm also convinced that most of the bikini picture go up for two main reasons. The first reason is to see how many likes you can get because you're convinced that the more likes you get means the hotter you look. Also, to see how many creepy guys and over exaggerative women can comment on the pictures. The creepy guys will always be throwing some sort of comments on really good bikini pics by saying something like, "Wanna know what I'd do to you?" And then the over exaggerative women will be say something like, "OMG!!! (insert name here) you look so hot we need to get together some time soon!! Call me!" Meanwhile, you haven't seen each other in years.

You haven't seen each other in years, yet you just made this bitch's day by commenting on her bikini picture and telling her how awesome she looks. Am I saying don't put up the bikini pictures? No. What I'm saying is don't take that one specific one with the cleavage showing or just the one specific one where you look the best and constantly update it as your profile picture. It's just that then we all know that you're clearly just begging for attention.