Ranking The Cheerleaders Of College Football's AP Top 25: 25-21

As I promised yesterday, this week I will be ranking the cheerleaders of College Football's AP Top 25. I will be ranking them in my own order, not the order of the actual top 25. Today we start at the bottom working our way up with 25 through 21. This is the lower tier of cheerleaders from the top 25. Don't get me wrong, they're still hot but they're just not as hot as the rest of them. So let's get started with number 25...

25) Stanford

Football Poll: 21

Cheerleader Poll: 25

 

The girls of Stanford come in at number 25 on our list. Now, no denying that all these girls are probably brilliant since they go to one of the top academic schools in the country and will one day make great wives since they will be making a lot of money. However, as a whole they come in last on our list just because of the lack of girls on their squad with sex appeal. There aren't many who you would say that you need to have sex with, therefore they come in at number 25. 

24) Virginia Tech

Football Poll: 16

Cheerleader Poll: 24

 

My main issue with the Virginia Tech squad is that they really only have one girl (see above) who you can say you absolutely need to bang. That one hot girl cannot hold up an entire squad. And while Stanford doesn't have that one girl, Virginia Tech does. So they come in slightly ahead of Stanford for this beautiful thing sitting above this write up. Not saying I wouldn't wanna bang half the team, but one girl can't be the only thing a cheerleading squad has. 

23) South Carolina

Football Poll: 9

Cheerleader Poll: 23 

 

Now I'm pretty sure I saw the girl in the first picture in a bikini contest in Myrtle Beach two summers ago, and I'm pretty sure I tried to hit on her after she got off the stage although that's neither here nor there. Although the SEC rules the roost in the football department of the Top 25 poll, I'm not overly impressed with their cheerleaders. They have more than one hottie, yes. But their squad as a whole isn't overly impressive. Yes, I would party with them but I would also take a lot of other school's cheerleading squads over them. 

22) Clemson

Football Poll: 14

Cheerleader Poll: 22 

 

The problem I have with the Clemson cheerleading squad is that they have too many girls who are cute. When guys think cheerleader, they want to think of them as hot. There's a difference between hot and cute. The girl up top is somewhere between hot and cute and the girls on the bottom are just cute. They're just not going to wow you with anything and that is why they only come in at number 22. 

21) Kansas State

Football Poll: 22

Cheerleader Poll: 21 

 

Now we're starting to slowly creep up into the realm of how many girls on your squad can we consider hot. Kansas State clearly has more hot girls on their squad than any other team on this list. The girl in the picture up top says it all. There are a few girls who look like her, and then there are a couple of cuties. That mix puts them ahead of every school on this. This just about starts the area where you would not turn down a party with any of these cheerleading squads. 

Tune in tomorrow as we run through cheerleading squads 20 through 16. The more we move up, the hotter they get. I promise, I wouldn't steer you wrong. The best part is that this goes all week long. Make sure you keep on following.