God I Don't Wanna Get Old

My god watching these grandparents give their grandson this awkward ass wedding toast makes me not wanna get old even more. Do you realize how long 72 years is? If you got the minimum sentence for murder twice, you'd still have 22 years to go. Might as well just get a death sentence since that's basically what marriage is anyway.

Sidenote: Tell me this guy doesn't have one of the best mustaches in the league.