The time that this picture was taken must have been somewhere between happy hour and the one on the right throwing up all over the place. Which brings us to our next topic. Girls, when it's your birthday happy hour has bad idea written all over it.
People love happy hour, but happy hour is not the place you go to get shitfaced. Unless you're me, but that's neither here nor there. When girls just turn 21 the first words always out of their mouths are, "Oh my god!!! We can finally go to happy hour!!!!!" Yes, you all know how correct I am on this subject. Now the happy hour is a good idea, the bad idea comes afterwards when you all decide you want to stay out.
Why? Let's think about this. Ladies, all of you have the alcohol tolerance of an ant. You drink one sweet and fruity drink and then suddenly you're buzzed. Two of them and you're on your ass. Throw in a shot of tequila and you're best friend is holding your hair back as you throw up shellfish sandwich everywhere. Women are not built for long hours of drinking. Mainly because you drink sweet shit where you can't taste the alcohol, you guzzle it down quickly and then it hits you all at once like a punch in the face.
Whenever a girl turns 21 and someone tells me that they went to happy hour I always say that it just has bad idea written all over it. I know it's cool to get sick on your 21st birthday, but try not to look like a total drunken mess. And don't eat afterwards, usually you just end up with food all over your face looking even worse than you did five minutes prior to eating. Go out at night, but not all night. You women can't handle that.
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