You Shouldn't Always Be Dressing Like You're Looking To Get Fucked

Women crack me up. I was gonna say that it's not all women, but all women crack me up in one way or another. The specific women who I am speaking of right now are the one's who no matter what ALWAYS dress like they're trying to get fucked. No matter what the situation, they dress like they're just looking to get railed out by a random stranger.

Let's take what I saw on facebook the other day. A girl going sky diving. First of all, this chick is a cunt. I'm just waiting for the perfect status/mobile upload to defriend her. Now, she's getting ready to go sky diving, what was she wearing? Well, first of all her hair was done. You're about to jump out of a fucking plane, why would you do your hair that is about to get totally fucked up? Dumb broad. Next, the shorts. I'm pretty sure I saw the entire lower third of her ass cheeks. Are you trying to make it easy for the instructor to slip it in while you're in the sky?

Then finally, a jean jacket and sun glasses. You really need a jean jacket to go sky diving? What are you auditioning for a part in the re make of Saved by the Bell? Lose the fucking jean jacket hun, it went out of style when Principal Belding stopped acting. And the sun glasses, well we all know you wear a specific set of goggles when you're sky diving so those are pointless.

What's my point? My point is that there are some women who dress so ridiculous they should get punched right in the mouth. It's like the chick who comes to 8am class looking like she's ready to go out on a Friday night. You can't always dress like you're looking to get fucked. The only message it sends is that you're hoping some guy with money knocks you up so you don't ever have to work again. And it makes guys wonder how bad you really look with no make up on.