Yeah, I don't actually have a picture of him pitching in a Yankee uniform because he hasn't actually done that yet. Just swerving all over the road while he's hammered at 2:30 in the morning in Florida letting the Yanks know why they gave away Miguel Montero. And to top it off he's fucking rehabbing his injury down there and this shit happens. Alright bro, I'm not a guy with a track record to tell you that you shouldn't be drinking. But I'm also not a major league fucking pitcher that the most prestigious team in the majors is wasting their money on right now. This is the last thing you wanted to happen jackass. No wonder you're not back yet, you're binge drinking like a fucking Irish guy on New Years. Oh, and you're a professional athlete. I'm pretty sure you have the money to pay for a cab. If there's one thing I know, it's that the Yankees don't put up with shit like this. You just fucked yourself bro, now you have to wait and see what they decide to do with you.
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