Resident fat ass Bartolo Colon has been suspended 50 games for testing positive for testosterone. Like we didn't see this coming? He's like Roger Clemens. Making a comeback and throwing harder than he did before he left. When he was with the Yankees everyone saw that he had to be on something with how hard he was throwing and how his ball was moving. His two seamer was running across the entire plate at 95mph. In other news he also tested positive for McDonald's more specifically two all beef patties, special sauce, cheese, lettuce, pickles, onions and a sesame seed bun. Another one bites the dust in the MLB.
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