Alright let's review this. I'm going to try and figure out what myself and my fellow college classmates paid for while we were at Sacred Heart University, which is officially the least affordable school in America. I'll start with that we paid for the former President to go on vacation with his side bitch to cheat on his wife, that was fun. Glad to know we paid for his Carribean vacations and all his blow jobs for three and a half out of our four years. We paid for a million dollar chapel that no one uses and a new building in the middle of campus we aren't even there to see. Let's add to it that we had to start a fucking ruckus to hear our names called at graduation. Oh, we also had to pay just to sit inside the dining hall by the time we were seniors and lived off campus. I'm trying to figure out what else we "paid" for. Right, a fitness center that would've been too small for the high school across the street and that we had to literally get into fights over parking spots.We also had to worry about school public safety coming off campus and calling the real cops on us for throwing parties. And then we had to pay fines to the school for throwing those off campus parties. Why would we need to pay the school for something that didn't even happen near campus? To this day that still boggles my mind. Now even after all of that they're still trying to fuck us by ruining our alumni weekend and taking away our tailgate. No help with getting a job, and literally every person who went to the school is in some form of debt according to the statistics. And fucking senior week wasn't even free. We gave them over $160,000 for four years and still had to pay another $550 for our senior week. I mean the least you could've done was give us a free senior week. And I'm sure all that money didn't go to the professors or to better the education itself. We also spend like another $700 at least on books every semester. You can walk from the front to the back of campus in under seven minutes, what the fuck did we pay for? I mean I love everyone I went to school with, but we're all paying for it now. Not too sure if debt for the rest of my life was worth getting shitfaced every Thursday night at the Page. I mean, maybe it was but still. What looked like the biggest scam in America while we were there is officially confirmed. Sacred Heart University a high school education for a college price. At least I have this shitty blog to show for it.
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