I had this conversation with one of my friends this weekend and it was actually one of the best conversations that I ever had. Let me just warn you how sick in the head this dude is, however he might also be a genius. When it comes to pleasing women he is the definition of the word dedication.
He went down on his girlfriend for the first time over the weekend and she was telling him how good he was at it and that she was shocked because she's experienced such terrible oral sex before that she just didn't even want guys to go down there anymore. Now as the story goes, he tells his girlfriend her other experiences probably sucked because the guys probably just tried to tongue fuck her vagina and that's not how you do it. She then asked the question of how he learned. Did girls tell him what to do? Or did he just do it the right way by accident?
You know what he tells his girlfriend? He tells her he had took notes from watching porn for the last three years. He had never gone down on a girl before three years ago and prior to going down on his first girl he tells his girlfriend he would watch porn and then do his own mental reps of him going down on a girl. WHO THE FUCK SAYS THIS TO THEIR GIRLFRIEND? What kind of sick bastard openly admits that he sits at home, studies porn like he's watching film for football and then does mental reps? I fell over from laughing so hard.
However, is he a genius? He said he's never had a girl tell him he was bad at going down on her and you know what? No guy just happens to be a natural at eating pussy. It just doesn't happen. The whole watching porn, taking notes, and doing mental reps thing might actually be the most genius tactic I have ever heard in the bedroom. I'm not gonna lie, I'm probably going to try this method out and then write a blog to let you know how it goes. Mental reps for the bedroom; option or obsession? You decide.
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