Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Sometimes You Just Really Need A One Night Stand

 
Have you just gotten out of a relationship? Is your heart broken because you've finally decided that it's time to not get treated like shit by the person that you're with anymore? If you suffer from either of these two things then you are in need of a one night stand. You like what I did there with my infomercial intro? 

Moving on, there are just some points in your life where you need to go out there and just have sex with the first thing you see moving. Doesn't matter who, what or why; you just need to have some random, crazy sex and get it out of your system. It's not healthy to only have sex with someone you're dating. There's nothing promiscuous about it. It's always planned and the same thing over and over again. Going out and having a random one night stand is sometimes the best medicine for a heart break. 

What is it about the one night stand that makes it a top of the line heart break medicine? Here's what happens when you break up with somebody. You question yourself if you still have what it takes to get with someone. You wonder if you've been out of the game for too long to still pick up a random chick or get picked up by a random guy. Going out and having a one night stand gives you the confidence that you need to jump right back into the game. It's a natural animal instinct, much like treading water. Instead of learning how to swim, you just have to get thrown in and tread water on your own. That's what the one night stand does for you. 

You have no idea the kind of pick me up a one night stand is for your psyche. You go from being not so sure of yourself to dripping with what the kids call now a days "swag". Just oozing with confidence and knowing you can have sex with whoever you want. Having your heart broken isn't the end all be all. Get up, get out there, and have sex with someone you know for a max of two hours. Sometimes it's just what you need to do. 

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