Drunk Story from Josh (Massachusetts):
"It was our freshman year playing baseball and it was literally the second week of school. We had recruits coming up and whenever recruits came the upperclassmen would just have everyone at their house for a night of care free partying and getting the recruits as drunk as possible. One problem occurred with this one, the hosts got as drunk as possible because only one recruit actually drank. We just told them flat out if you don't drink, this isn't the college for you. Anyway, the upperclassmen had made jungle juice for us that night. It tasted so good but it was fucking people up left and right. By the time 11 o'clock hit five kids were throwing up all over the backyard. One was just flat out passed out in the yard and then one of our friends tried to drive three kids home and they all threw up in his car. The kid who passed out in the yard got taken into the house and as soon as he was put on the couch he threw up again. All of this was happening as the recruits sat there and watched. Yes, half those recruits ended up coming to the school. We as the hosts also ran for about two weeks straight after that. When I asked later what was in the jungle juice, they said they laced it with a half bottle of tequila and a half bottle of gin just because bitches were coming over after we all basically died. Genius tactic on their end, absolutely genius tactic."
Rookie mistake by you guys. You don't drink the jungle juice until you ask first. How do you think guys bang all these girls who drink the jungle juice? It's because all the girls wanna know is if it tastes good.
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