How drunk do you have to be to walk into the wrong house and crawl into bed with the couple who lives there? You basically have to be as drunk as this guy. He crawls into bed with a couple, they call the cops and when he wakes up he says, "this isn't my house." No shit Sherlock, it doesn't take a genius to realize which house is theirs. Like unless the houses are completely identical how do you not know which one is yours. And secondly, how the fuck do you not realize that you're in bed with other people? That didn't seem a little strange to you? Like you could now actually go get fucked by dudes every time you get drunk and you'll have no idea. You're a fucking idiot. Here's your t-shirt bro, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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