Thursday, December 8, 2011

You Can't Even Trust A Women You're Not Banging...

 
Look at the woman in this picture right here, doesn't she look harmless? They all look harmless, you think they're all cool, and then they do something that makes you realize, "Shit, I'm not even banging her and she pulled a cunt move." Something like this is exactly what happened to a man last night, and the way she did it was so fucked up that she deserved to get kicked straight in the vagina. 

This guy comes over to me as I'm bartending and he's got that look on his face like something has just gone terribly wrong. Maybe his puppy got shot, maybe his girl left him, I didn't know, plus part of my job is talking to people so I started talking to him. He was cool as fuck and he says to me, "You'll never believe what this girl behind me just did." 

So I ask what she did and he tells me that in front of him she just lied to his boss and CEO with him standing next to her. This dude interviewed her and the CEO asked her how the interview went and she said they sat in the room and talked about nothing. Meanwhile, it was a regular interview and he thought that she was cool and they hit it off pretty well. But no, this woman just flat out lies right in front of him. It was like an opportunity for this guy and now she's basically lying to his boss making it look like he can't even come through when his boss needs him. 

Now, when she first asked me for a drink I knew she was a bitch. When I joked with her and she didn't get it because she had a huge stick up her ass, I knew she was a bitch. Then when my man told me this story, it was confirmed that she was a bitch. Some women will do anything to get ahead in life, even if it means lying in front of the CEO of their company. Women will be conniving even when you're not banging them, so watch your back, and let her know that she'll get what's coming to her. And what's coming to women like these is a return to the kitchen; exactly where she belongs, making grilled cheese for men upon request. 

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