One reason you might not want to break into a car is a reason like the one that happened here. Maybe the person's car you break into has a boyfriend who does mixed martial arts, chases you down the block in nothing but his underwear, and beats the living shit out of you until cops get there. What are you doing bro? You're stealing a car at like 5:30 at night, there is a great chance that someone is gonna see you. Way to try and be incognito and just completely fuck it up. Yeah, just stealing car while it's still light out, no big deal. And then suddenly you just get attacked by an absolute MANIMAL. That's what you get for being an asshole dude. Here's your t-shirt, enjoy it while you're sitting in your cell this holiday season.
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