She Has Morals...

 

What are morals? According to the dictionary, the definition of moral is of or relating to principles of right or wrong in behavior; ethical. Now that we know what morals actually are, we can move along with the topic. I use the term morals because that seems to be a woman's favorite word when she puts herself in a situation that makes her look like a slut. "I have morals," is what she usually utters just as she's about to hop into bed with two guys. 

It's like when a girl says she can't have sex with a guy on the first night because she has morals, but then she blows him. You have morals? There is a cock in your mouth, how are you gonna sit there and tell me that you have morals when you have a cock in your mouth? I think there should be a rule that the word morals is not allowed to be used once a random dude's penis enters a woman's mouth. Notice how I said random dude, not your boyfriend or guy that you're talking to. 

How about the story I heard the other day where a girl was in the process of getting double teamed by these two guys and their friend walked in and tried to join. The girl followed up this change of events by saying, "No, not him, I have morals." WHAT?! You have morals? What morals do you have? You're taking it in two out of three holes right now, and you're gonna say that you have morals? What's the difference if you're getting double teamed or triple teamed at this point? You already look like a rotisserie    chicken, why not just swing for the fences and try to get bukkakke'd ? 

It's women who say stupid things like this that make them easy to make fun of. Like the girl in this picture up top is probably somehow stating that she has morals, yet she wears shirts like this with her ginormous tits hanging out. Someone tell me how that works please. Moral of the story (no pun intended) is that morals normally don't involve random dude's cocks in or around your mouth, or your tits hanging out. It's quite easy to understand.