Vote at: http://talkofthetown.me/blog/castyourvotes/ Or just run your mouse over the blog tab and click on Cast Your Votes. Remember the drunk guy who had to get cut free from the toilet seat getting stuck around his waist? Yes, he is candidate number four. Here is the link and the old post.
To begin, this guy has been added to the list of candidates for Asshole of the Year. Yes, I am keeping track. Anyway, what's better than getting drunk with your friends and playing a game to see what objects you could fit around your head? I guess in this guys case nothing can be better until you try and fit a toilet seat around your head and then continue to see if it could fit around your body. What happens next? The toilet seat gets stuck around this asshole's torso, he spends two hours trying to wiggle out of it, and then he finally goes to the fire department so they can cut it off. Dude, how fucking drunk were you to think that a toilet seat could fit down your entire body? I think toilet seats stop fitting around human beings at the age of four. It's not a fucking hula hoop bro, and how shitty is your night that you're getting wrecked and trying to fit shit around your head? I will keep up with our latest trend and say that I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul. Oh, and here's a free t-shirt.
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