We all know what the ugly duckling is. It was that outcast duck, kind of like Rudolph with his red nose. But what I'm talking about is completely different. I'm talking about the ugly duckling syndrome. Nobody really addresses this, but everyone always thinks about it. Fella's, for those of you who wonder how that hot ass girl is with that ugly, dorky ass guy, this will explain it all.
You wonder how that hot girl could be so cool. Hot girls who also happen to be cool are a diamond in the rough. You just don't find them. Normally the hot girl has a stick up her ass, is too good to even speak to most people, and can't even be bothered with talking to those peasant guys who don't have a lot of money, much like myself. Therefore, finding a hot, cool girl is basically hitting the jackpot.
Anyway, that hot ass girl who happens to be cool was clearly not hot her entire life. She was always the ugly duckling. She probably had braces, got made fun of by all the boys and hung out with the nerd herd as far as her clique of girls. And then once she filled out, the braces came off she lost touch with nerd herd and everyone was like, "Holy shit, where the fuck did this girl come from?"
However, she never figured out that she was hot. Therefore, she remained cool, remained nice, and gets with ugly guys because she doesn't know how hot she is. She's like Helen Keller trying to play catch. She just has no idea what's going on. To find one of these women is a rarity. But if you find her, hold on to her. Especially is you're a 5 or below on the 1 to 10 scale.
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