Which One Is Grosser To Watch?

 

Well, watching people make out could be some of the grossest shit you've ever watched. Like this picture above right here. They're swallowing each other's face like a snake swallowing a horse. It actually looks disgusting. But this still isn't that bad. There are two make out situations that are way worse than this. The first one is the two ugly people making out and the second one is that creepy ass older dude making out with that young girl. Which one's worse?

Let's start with two ugly people. Let's take Snooki and Napolean Dynamite. They're at a bar and they just start making out sloppily. How disgusting is that to watch? You're just sitting there staring at them like that couple who sits on the same side of the booth when you go out to eat. Just watching and wondering what the hell is going on at the moment. Who wants to see a llama making out with a little italian meatball? Exactly.

Next, that really old guy making out with that young girl. Girl, what the hell are you doing? This guy is actually like an old man with grey hair and you're 23 years old. Do you know how disgusting that looks? He's not Hugh Heffner sweetheart, he's just some normal guy. If you wanna be like the girl from Big Daddy playing around with old wrinkly balls all day, by all means be my guest. But don't expect people not to sit there and just judge you the entire time. 

So honestly what's worse? The two ugly people sucking face or the old guy sucking face with that young girl? I have no idea. I personally think the old guy sucking face with the young girl is way worse because at least you can get a laugh out of watching the two ugly people. When you see that old dude you just think about how wrong it is. But hey, that's just my opinion. What's yours?