Do we remember this jackass from back in September? Take a look. Also you can vote on who wins the Asshole of the Year by putting your mouse over the blog tab. Another tab will drop down that says "Cast your votes" and when that does, you click it and cast your vote. All 5 candidates are up there and I will do Candidate #4 tomorrow and Candidate #5 on Friday.
Let's piece this situation together for a second. A guy walks into a hotel with a shirt wrapped around his face, gets into a fight with the door (yes they described it as him getting into a fight with the door), tries to tie the door shut with a USB cord, then tells the police that he is "double dragon" and will fight everyone. Yeah, there's a lot going on here. First, what is with the shirt wrapped around your face? Are you part of a crew of ninjas that no one knows about? Second, you fought a door. Really? You got into a fight with an inanimate object. That's just mind boggling. Next, trying to tie the door shut with a USB cord. This must be the strongest USB cord in the world because I don't think your run of the mill USB cord has much of a chance of holding a door shut. Maybe I'm wrong, but that seems a bit off. And finally, no one knows or cares what double dragon is, but you're not Jet Li. I'm pretty sure if you tried to fight everyone you would get your ass kicked. The last person I saw say something along those lines got beat up by nine people at the same time. Unless you're the hulk, you will not be winning that fight against everyone. Here is another t-shirt for you to wrap around your face. If I was you I would plead insanity. There's not a judge or jury in the world that couldn't agree with you.
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