Damaged Goods

 

Does everyone know that girl that just happens to be considered damaged goods? I'm pretty sure everyone knows that one girl or even a few girls who are damaged goods. But what does it all mean? What really is damaged goods? Well that's why I'm here, to explain to you what damaged goods really are. 

First and foremost it's not a girl who has had sex before. These days guys aren't expecting any girls to be virgins because that's just not the way it is. I mean logical guys aren't expecting this. If you're a guy and expecting a girl to be a virgin that's like expecting to win the lotto. It's just never gonna happen so go get a real fucking job. 

Now to the damaged goods. Damaged goods aren't just girls who have been around the block in the double digit guy range, there's always more. What also entails damaged goods are women who had an awful break up with one of their ex boyfriends and are now just going on a rampage fucking everything. They're not just physically beaten up, they're mentally shot. They're the equivalent to a towel after a guy nuts on it. It just doesn't have the same softness or consistency anymore. 

You can't have a relationship with these girls because they're so fucked up in the head, and you can't have unprotected sex with them because you'll probably end up with an STD goody bag. I know what the women are gonna say to this. "So guys can bang anyone they want, but if a girl does it she's a slut?" Correct. It takes a lot to be a stud. It requires guys to be good looking in order to bang all these women. There is never a fat, ugly stud. There are always fat, ugly sluts. To be a slut you just have to be there. Therefore, let's put that to rest. And we will also put to rest what qualifies as damaged goods. Good day.