When's The Last Time You Got Laid Bro?

 

Have you ever met that dude who's kind of high strung and socially awkward? He's definitely the type of dude who uses match.com to find a soulmate and not to manipulate the system and sleep with every girl who contacts him. There is just everything about this guy that clearly states that he probably has never been laid. Or if he has been laid it was many years ago. 

When this guy goes out he asks stupid questions and says stupid things in the hope that possibly someone will think he's either funny or cool. Turns out he's neither. Also, he sounds like he's joking when he talks to certain people but he's really just being condescending and serious. You literally wonder how a dude who gets zero tang can be such a dickhead. 

Then he comes over to you to ask you a dumb question like, "Am I less of a man for drinking Blue Moon? I don't want women to look down on me." Listen guy, women are already looking down on you. You're the condescending, cocky nerd who hasn't been laid in decades. Drinking Blue Moon isn't the reason women look down on you. It's because you're a giant asshole. 

And besides the fact that women probably aren't even looking at you, let alone looking down on you. We know she's definitely not going down on you, so looking down on you might be a step in the right direction. Either way, when a guy like this comes around you can only ask one question: When's the last time you got laid bro?