"We Were Never Really Friends"

 

Ladies, do you remember that girl you used to be really good friends with? I'm talking like best friends, not acquaintances. You two used to hang out all the time, make plans, go to school together and at some point you were probably roommates. And then something crazy happened. 

What was this crazy thing that happened? One of you had this boyfriend. It turns out that you couldn't hold onto your boyfriend and he broke up with you. Suddenly, three weeks later, you hear that your best friend is banging your ex boyfriend. You're sitting there trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and your best friend is sucking your ex boyfriend's dick. Doesn't sound like such a great best friend to me. 

Next thing you know, people are spreading gossip and you and your best friend don't talk anymore. But the one thing that both of you will claim is that you "were never really friends". Bullshit. You were close friends and then one of you decided to suck the dick of a friends ex. Here's the thing though, stop pretending like you were never really friends. There's facebook pictures of you two sharing one of those fishbowls at some night club, I'm pretty sure that makes you friends. 

So what your best friend is sucking your ex boyfriend's dick. It happens. Get over it and move on. Girls only look out for themselves anyway. If they want a guy, it doesn't matter if he's married to the fucking queen of England, that girl will try his best to get him. If she doesn't, she'll try until she does. And with enough alcohol in the system, she can easily reach her goal. But get over it. The longer you hold that grudge the longer amount of time it will take you to get laid. If you resent other people getting pleasure, you'll never get any yourself.