Thursday, December 22, 2011

When They Say "Break A Leg" I Don't Think This Is What They Mean...

 
Women really may be the most unathletic creatures on this planet that aren't handicapped or a sloth. Like what the fuck is this? She got pushed a good five feet away from the end of that stage and she wasn't able to regain control of her body to stop herself from eating shit. That's absolutely pathetic. Although you are in a play and probably have very little coordination to begin with I would think that you could at least stop your body from wandering an entire five feet to the end of a stage and faceplanting like an alcoholic after a night out. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

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