I have 5 candidates, for our Asshole Of The Year Award. Starting today I will post the candidates and hopefully if all goes well we will have you the fans vote for the winner. Here is contestant choice one and what I wrote about it on that day.
It's official, these two are definitely candidates for the Asshole of the YEAR Award. What did these two assholes do exactly? After getting trashed at a party, they walked down the block where they found a police van. They decided it would be a great idea to go into the van and take pictures of themselves pretending to get arrested. In the midst of all this, dumb and dumber somehow managed to get locked inside the van where they smokes cigarettes and spit all over the place. Why you would spit all over the place in a van, I have no idea. But we're not exactly dealing with geniuses here. A friend then found them in the van, couldn't open it, and called 911. When 911 showed up, they obviously got arrested. Let all of that sink in for a second. Good. How dumb do you have to be to go into a police van to take pictures of yourselves pretending to get arrested? Then how dumb do you have to be to lock yourselves inside? I know we have all done stupid things when we've gotten drunk, but it is almost impossible to top this. I am sending the both of you a box of t-shirts each. When you two decided to leave that party, stupidity won in straight sets. Have a nice day.
Will they win the Asshole(s) of the Year Award? You will decide.
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