Shout out to the Producer of Fireside Chats and Founder of Something Classy Productions, Mike for giving me the idea on this one. Even though he can't remember who his actors and actresses are, he does have some good ideas from time to time. Now, don't get me wrong Pujols is an awesome player, but no man is worth 254 million dollars.
Things I Would Rather Pay 254 Million Dollars For Before Albert Pujols:
iPhone 4s
An interview with Oprah
A Lexus with a bow on it
Jared's ENTIRE galleria of jewelry
Casey Anthony's lawyer
Matthew McConaughey's hair
The Colorado Rockies (the actual mountains not the baseball team)
The Ben & Jerry's factory
The Victoria's Secret fashion show to take place in my living room
The entire city of New Orleans
A linebacker for the Giants
A lock for Rex Ryan's mouth
Montee Ball for Heisman
The Sports Illustrated swimsuit models to live with me for a month
Naked pictures of Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis to sit on my face
Adam Richman's job (the host of Man vs Food)
My own reality show
People to actually read this shitty blog
Every one of Tiger Wood's side pieces
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