Monday, December 5, 2011

Ridiculous College Football Bowl Games

 
Every season the college football bowl games get more and more ridiculous. Teams who go 6-6 get to play in a postseason game and in bowl games that nobody cares about. College football has more sponsors than Ricky Bobby's car in Talladega Nights. Therefore I am going to name the most ridiculous college football bowl games around...

Gildan New Mexico Bowl:
Nothing like watching a Saturday night game between Temple and Wyoming? Is this the one day of the year that the state of New Mexico brings in revenue? Maybe, but I still wouldn't wanna watch it.

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl:
You must think I'm making these up. What says exciting like the Idaho Potato Bowl? 

San Diego County Credit Union Poinsetta Bowl:
Yes, this is really a bowl game and no I'm not watching it. Any bowl game that is pronounced in fourteen syllables isn't a game you want to watch. 

BELK Bowl:
What is BELK and why am I watching two shitty 7-5 teams play?

Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl:
Really?

Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas:
Meineke Car Care has a bowl game? I might try and sponsor a bowl game for this website. 

BBVA Compass Bowl:
Now I think the NCAA is making shit up. Again another match up of two shit teams and does anyone even know what BBVA stands for?

Honorable mentions:
GODADDY.com Bowl
Little Caesars Bowl
Advocare V100 Independence Bowl
Beef O'Brady's St. Petersburg Bowl
Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl

Is anyone watching these games? No, does anyone actually care? No. Which brings up one thing. Why can't we just have a playoff? 

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