Tuesday, December 6, 2011

If You're Not On The Dance Floor With Your Chick, Don't Get Mad

 
You go to the club with your girl, other than the fact that there's your first mistake, you don't actually dance with her. What do all girls wanna do? They all wanna dance. It's not even like that's an opinion, it's a fact. Every woman wants to let loose and dance when they go to the club. So if she happens to be your girl, and you don't dance with her, you can't get mad at her. 

Of course you're gonna be standing there and you're gonna watch that dude go over and start dancing with her, that's just how it is. Now, you're gonna go with the argument that she should know better not to be doing that shit. However, I'm gonna go with the argument that if you would have just laid down the law from day one, she wouldn't think that it's okay to do that shit in front of you. 

I am also gonna go with the argument that you're standing in the corner. She would love to be grinding all over your dick I'm sure, but she can't because you're standing there like that awkward guy who just watches everything going on. What you should also know is that women are stupid. She's gonna say something like, "I was just dancing, stop making it like it's a big deal." Of course she doesn't think it's a big deal, she doesn't see herself bent over getting dry humped doggy style. 

If you're gonna go to a club with your girl, you better be ready to dance or you better be ready to not get pissed off. Or you can just be ready to get into a fight with her because that's what's gonna happen anyway. If you're just standing in the corner and watching while she's backing that ass up, then it's on you. Don't blame her for wanting to have fun while you stand there with your hand on your dick. Not that I think she should be doing it, but you're not giving her a reason not to do it. Therefore, it's on you bro. 

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