Friday, April 12, 2013

Chinese Dude Has Emergency Surgery After Shoving an Eel Up His Ass...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/eel-removed-from-man-stuck-colon-photo_n_3046785.html

Yes it's the old "I saw it in a porno so it must be a good idea". In case anyone was wondering, porn isn't exactly meant to be educational. So if you are using it for education I suggest you find a new method of learning since you'll probably watch some weird shit and end up like this guy, getting strange sea creatures removed from his asshole. As you can clearly see in the picture the eel made it pretty deep inside this guy. Mainly because it chewed through the guys colon. This is just a lesson for everyone, if it seems like it's probably not a good idea; then it's not a good idea and you shouldn't be doing it. Also, how fucked up in the head do you have to be to shove an eel up your ass for pleasure and what type of porn was he watching that they did this? So many unanswered questions, I may have to skype him and see if I can get an interview because I really need to know exactly what he was thinking.

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