The Scenic Route

 

All men know what I'm talking about when I talk about the Scenic Route at the gym. It's that route you take where you walk behind all the treadmills on your way to do whatever workout it is that you're doing. Why you ask? Because hot women in yoga pants dominate the treadmills, therefore it becomes the scenic route.

There is nothing better than walking into the gym and seeing a streamline of yoga pants and great asses. If there is anything that makes a gentleman smile, it's that. It also gives you some motivation as you take the scenic route as you jack yourself up telling yourself that if you wanna bang girls who look like that you better hit the gym.

Another scenic route is also the back way to the fitness room. Why? Because yoga takes place in there. What does yoga mean? It means more yoga pants but this time it means bent over yoga pants doing stretches that might not do much for the women but it does wonders for the men. We get to stare at delicious round behinds while they're in a position that gives an instant boner.

The main priority at the gym is obviously to get into shape. But there is never anything wrong with checking out a little eye candy before you go pump some iron. Mainly because it serves as a testosterone boost when you're undressing these women with your eyes. Just remember that looking's free, but touching's gonna cost you.