Milwaukee Brewers ace Yovani Gallardo was cited with a DUI in Wisconsin early this morning. According to reports Gallardo blew a .22, which for those of you scoring at home is almost three times the legal limit. Apparently he won't be going to jail (real shock there since he's a professional athlete) but he'll receive a bunch of fines that he can most likely wip his ass with. His next scheduled start is Thursday, but no word yet on whether or not he will actually pitch. Once again, a dumb millionaire athlete getting a DUI. There is no point in driving drunk when you're that rich, just get a driver. These guys just don't learn. But I guess I wouldn't learn either if I was blowing three times the limit and getting fined instead of getting locked up.
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