What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

I mean I posted this on wakeupbro.com, but it's almost useless there since more people come here to read. Why? Because I'm awesome. That's my goal when I wake up every day, to be awesome. Anyway, you gotta love German dudes. They all go out of their minds after they've casually chugged an entire keg of Heineken or some form of black lager. And then they do stuff like this. Not only does this guy have a broken ass bone, he's also the dumbest mother fucker on the planet. I've watched this like ten times and I haven't stopped laughing.

Sidenote: The sound when he hit the ice is just priceless.