Just chillin' listening to some music while taking the sun and the next thing you know a fucking pick up truck is crushing your fucking head. Yeah, that's what happened to this chick. This dude just didn't look, and backed up and crushed her head. Not totally crushed it because she actually survived but if I was her I would be telling this dude that he has to lick my box for an hour every day for the rest of my life. And where was she fucking laying? In the middle of a driveway? Something's off here. But whatever, she's alive and it's something everyone can laugh at now. Here's your t-shirt big guy, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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