You would think for a lawyer who lives in New York City that his chick would be smart. Well, turns out she's not. She got hammered and locked herself out of her apartment because she had loaned her keys to a friend. Why? I have no idea. But when someone finally let her into the building, she thought what a good idea to jump down the garbage chute to get in. A piston crushed her arm and almost cut it all the way off. ASS...HOLE. Brilliance at its finest. Shit like this only works in the movies because it's a movie. It's not real life. Nice try. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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