Skunk!!!!!

Pepe's piece is such a dime

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/10/22/pa-woman-shined-light-for-son-as-mistook-girl-in-halloween-costume-for-skunk/

Well sort of. Minus the fact it wasn't a skunk and it was actually an 8 year old dressed in what appears to be a skunks costume, well played by this family here. I mean think about it, you're trying to have a halloween party and some goddamn skunk thinks it's just an opportunity to ruin yet another persons day by stinking up the joint. Can't let that slide, so what do you do? Well, obviously the only practical thing to do is grab the 12 gauge and unload on Mr. Lepew.

The word practical is actually a good segue into this portion of the post. Practicality, common sense, IQ over 40...simple things in life that make the world go round. Judging by the fact that the dude who unloaded a shotgun round at this "little girl skunk" hit her four times means to me that he saw this alleged skunk at the scene of the crime. This girl was 8 years old, standing upright. Rationally that puts her at about 4 feet tall. Forget the fact it was a halloween party and people dress up for halloween for a second, if you saw a four foot tall skunk standing upright I would drop the gun and run for ze hills because that's not a skunk, that's a mutant, a mutant who hates America and who's impervious to shotgun bullets. You don't go shooting at 4 foot skunks, you call the CIA and tell them something is going down.

I do hope this little girl is okay though. Not to be a dick, but a skunk is like the worst halloween costume I've ever heard of. Never heard of a sexy skunk...no wait, I take that back, the skunk Pepe Lepew was constantly trying to rape get with was a certified dime piece.