I Guess If You're Going To Jail Anyway, Why the Fuck Not?

Yeah, you're going to jail anyway so why not just fucking jump regardless. I had no idea it was illegal to parachute off the side of a highway, but now I do. I wouldn't have even arrested him for that. I would've just said he had some fucking balls on him and just drove away. As far as the jumper goes though, zero fucks given.