Drunken Englishmen Are the Hottest Thing on the Internet Today

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/leeds-united/9625456/Jailed-Leeds-fan-Aaron-Cawley-binged-on-cider-and-vodka-before-attacking-Sheffield-Wednesdays-Chris-Kirkland.html

Our man Frank the Tank aka Your Frankness just showing up in a big way today. You all know who the Asshole of the Day was today, a drunken Englishman getting off pub probation and then getting right back on when he fought a cop that same night at the bar. Well this one's a little different. This dude took it to a whole new level. Just getting housed on vodka and cider and then running on the field and I'm not gonna calling it punching, he basically just mushed the goalie in the face like you would do to a chick who starts punching you. What I love about it is that the goalie even fucking went down like he was faking an injury. Typical soccer move right there. You got mushed bro, you didn't get hit in the face with a bat, calm the fuck down.