How Drunk Do You Have to Be to Do This?

Is it alcohol or is it just being a redneck? I'm gonna go with a push on this one and say it's 50/50. I can honestly say I would've never even thought to do this. Mainly because there's probably a chance you can suffocate and die under 10,000 pounds of hay, but what the fuck do I know? I'm just the guy with the blog. I'm not the guy getting naked and turning myself into a hay stack. Although tell me you don't wanna party with this guy. Just chugging PBR's and doing redneck things all day long. Sign me up right the fuck now.