Why Every Guy Is Looking For An 18 Or 19 Year Old...

 

What is a statement that you hear from guys all the time? Guys know the answer to this, but girls don't. The answer is, "I have to find myself a hot 18 or 19 year old girl to bang." Every fucking guy on this planet knows that is entirely true. That's a goal and if it actually happens you feel like the fucking man. But what's our explanation for this? That's why I'm here mother fuckers. To tell you what's good. 

The stage of life that an 18 or 19 year old girl is at is way different from a chick who's in her early to mid 20's. I don't mean to sound like a total asshole here, but I'm gonna sound like a total asshole here. Girls that run from the ages of like 21 and up are for the most part what we would call damaged goods. They've been through the gauntlet and they're not nearly as immaculate as that hot 18 or 19 year old. The reason why is because these girls 21 and up have been through college. 

These chicks who are 18 and 19 haven't been ravaged by college yet. They haven't put on that weight from pounding beers and eating McDonald's three nights a week, they haven't been through more cock than a hand me down jock strap from the 1920's and their vagina is definitely not all flappy and damaged from the battle field. They're still pretty pristine for the most part most likely only fucking at most three guys unless they just happen to be a total slob. And this is the exact reason that guys go after that girl who's 18 or 19 instead of that girl who's say 23. 

You might think this sounds shallow ladies but let's be honest. If you're over the age of 21 and you looked at a picture of yourself from when you were 18 or 19 you know your best years are behind you. You have been ravaged by alcohol, fast food and penis from your college years. You are passed your prime. It's nothing personal. We still go for you, we would just prefer the 18 or 19 year old. Being the second option isn't that bad. You're basically the less expensive item on the menu. If we can't afford the lobster dinner, we go for the pasta. The pasta is still good, but it's not as delicious as the lobster. It's nothing against you, it's just that you've been ravaged and those young one's haven't been yet. And we all think that we're just the guy who should ravage them.