http://gawker.com/5930778/police-arrest-couple-for-putting-on-unsolicited-sex-show-at-walmart
How convenient to find this out on a Wednesday when Walmart shoppers are our daily feature. This is highly redneck right here. 22 year old dude with a 35 year old chick and they stole a tube of KY jelly off the shelf and started using that basically to do anal in the middle of the aisle. It doesn't exactly say it was anal but I mean she's only 35 her vagina can't be that fucking dried up. I'm not quite sure who's classier, him for grabbing the KY or her for actually wanting to get railed in Walmart. I'm gonna say this one's a push. But in reality especially for all those who saw, nobody won this one.

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